Picture of the Day

You know how I always try to do a picture of the day? Well, I have a "Picture of the Day" for you from boating on Friday but, I have to warn you, it might make you throw up in your mouth cause I just did. I'm only putting this on here to teach Jess a lesson. He constantly makes us suffer by putting his crack out there for all to see, so I'm just giving him a taste of his own medicine by showing him how gross his crack really is!!! Please comment as much as you want on this one... Maybe it would help Jess and the rest of us out!!??

WARNING

CRACK KILLS!

I just threw up again!!!!!!

You might be a Redneck if...

Your son and your dog use the same tree.

Your mom’s front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.

You teach your son to put his underwear on yellow in front, brown behind.

You might yell to your wife, "Cum'n here an' lookit this afore I flush it."

You cut the cheese and say, “That’s gonna itch when it dries.”

Someone says, "SAY NO TO CRACK!" and you know they are telling you to pull up your shorts and you completely ignore them.

Hey Jess, Hint...Hint...

Boating again

Here are some pics of our last boating trip for Trevor's B-Day last Friday (July 17th). Again, we had a blast!

Shelley laughed about the funny faces everyone pulled while boating the last time. Let's see what she has to say after looking at this round of photos. I'll start off with pics of my own since they all laughed about the mascara running all over my face.

Yah, Shelley tried to put on a pretty model face at first but, it didn't last long.

You really don't need to fix your shorts, no one could look past your face to see if your shorts were riding up.

Almost every time Shelley wrecks she has to plug her nose. The only time she doesn't is if it's a quick wreck and she doesn't have time.

Hey, didn't we see Trevor in the last set of photos with this same face?

I wonder if she is about to plug her nose?

Yup!

Nose plugged? Yup.
This is what Shelley's mom had to deal with while Shelley was having all the fun...

Shelley, where did the model face go?

Oh, there it is...
She just could keep it though.

After watching some pass-er-by-er's surf boarding, Shelley wanted to see if it would be worth buying a surf board so she decided to try surfing on the kneeboard.

After watching her wreck a million times trying to get up and listening to Jess tell her how she was doing it wrong, I wondered if the surf board would be worth it? My conclusion... Definately!!!!!!!!

Once Shelley gave up trying to get up on the kneeboard, it was Kolten's turn to try. So Shelley gave kolten what she called a little "Motivater" to get in the water.

Almost there.

Uh-oh!

Gluttan for punishment, just like Shelley.

Darn it.

Oh my gosh! Everyone was doing it so wrong!!!!!! Jess will have to show them exactly how it is done...

Don't you dare wreck, we are all watching.

Is he going to do it?

And the crowd goes wild.

But only because his pants were about to fall down.

I was going to be a little pissed if they fell down! HELLO - YOUR MY BROTHER, GROSS!!!!

Good thing there weren't any boats behind him. I'm sure there was a full moon out that day.

Hal-La-Lu-Ya. No one saw a nasty 80's porn flick that day.

Check out Jess' face pulling...

This is what Trevor would like to make you think he did...

This is what really happened..

Sorry Trev, there were just too many witnesses.

Back to Jess' face pulling.

He looks like he is about to run into a train.

Trevor's got the tongue out to help him balance...

Question: How do you know Kaden & Trevor are decendants from my mom's side of the family?

Answer: They stick their tongues out every time they are thinking hard about something.

That was our fun for the day!